mermaid unicorn princess living in new york city. makeup artist extraordinaire, free spirit, virgo. unbelievably, wonderfully, blissfully in love. someday i will travel the world.
Gautama Buddha (via yayaspapayas)
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
in case u need some guidance
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor